The Green Greenery of Feifell is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prime Minister Buddy Bloom with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.392 billion Fei hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spring Court. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fei economy, worth a remarkable 1,243 trillion Silver Mindis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 148,220 Silver Mindis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, the government loves seeing the little people fight, citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm, and sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Feifell's national animal is the Killer Peacock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fronkism.

Feifell is ranked 131,399^th in the world and 1,089^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 1,798.67 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.