The Oppressed Peoples of Feetball is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.343 billion Feetballians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Healthcare, and International Aid are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ball of Feet. The average income tax rate is 55.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Feetballian economy, worth 38.6 trillion round balls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Basket Weaving, Cheese Exports, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 16,460 round balls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, getting a blood transfusion from a Feetballian entitles a foreigner to citizenship, and Feetball has designated Ball of Feet as its capital city. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Feetball's national animal is the the sphere fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Feetball is ranked 317,052^nd in the world and 11^th in Pussy for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 7,341.49 Standard Monetary Units.