The Republic of Fedosia is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Mr President with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, free-roaming dinosaurs, and aversion to nipples. The compassionate population of 5.726 billion Fedosians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crystal City. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Fedosian economy, worth 940 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 164,323 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lobotomies haven't been the same after the practice was severed, aristocracy is given the bird and called out as a lark, raccoons are plump and satiated, and the prisoners of Azkatraz have a new emperor. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fedosia's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Fedosia is ranked 8,853^rd in the world and 383^rd in The North Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 33.86 average smiles per day.