The Republic of Federalist Intaria is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Erifogdue Giginson with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, compulsory gun ownership, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 9.127 billion Intarians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Guhnia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Intarian economy, worth 946 trillion Ints a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 103,711 Ints, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 319,246 per year while the poor average 26,028, a ratio of 12.3 to 1.

Ambulances aren't allowed to overtake hearses, Glopscrubism has been named as Federalist Intaria's national religion, the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime, and teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Federalist Intaria's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Glopscrubism.

Federalist Intaria is ranked 170,513^th in the world and 2^nd in THE RANDOM REGION 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 236.22 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.