Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,427thSafest: 3,527thMost Pacifist: 4,185th
The Bravos of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Cuando juegan los Bravos, Juega todo Juárez
Sebastián Jurado
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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FC Juarez

Population2.052 billion

CapitalEstadio Olímpico Benito Juárez
LeaderSebastián Jurado
Faithcatolicismo

Currencypeso mexicano
Animalcaballo

The Bravos of FC Juarez is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Sebastián Jurado with a fair hand, and renowned for its digital currency, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.052 billion bravos love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Estadio Olímpico Benito Juárez. The average income tax rate is 86.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient bravo economy, worth 265 trillion peso mexicanoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 129,490 peso mexicanoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the Estadio Olímpico Benito Juárez River, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, the nation is regarded as a paragon of democracy, and civil engineers are undermining sinkholes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FC Juarez's national animal is the caballo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is catolicismo.

FC Juarez is ranked 3,527th in the world and 13th in The Bongos United for Safest, scoring 134.1 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,427thTop
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Safest: 3,527thMost Pacifist: 4,185thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,439thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,860thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,714thNicest Citizens: 5,898thMost Accessible: 6,457thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,854thMost Inclusive: 7,205thHealthiest Citizens: 7,780thMost Developed: 8,248thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,528thHighest Food Quality: 8,715thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,405thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,832ndSmartest Citizens: 10,140thBest Weather: 10,812thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,899thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,009thMost Cultured: 11,705thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,816thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,076thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,437thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,633rdHighest Poor Incomes: 14,225thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,603rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,005thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,179thLargest Governments: 18,805thLowest Crime Rates: 21,228thMost Devout: 23,337thLargest Publishing Industry: 23,654thMost Efficient Economies: 24,776thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 26,187thMost Politically Free: 28,794thMost Income Equality: 28,873rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 29,600th
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 13th in the regionSafest: 13th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 15th in the regionMost Pacifist: 20th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20th in the regionBest Weather: 22nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 22nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : FC Juarez altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in FC Juarez, civil engineers are undermining sinkholes.
  • : Following new legislation in FC Juarez, the nation is regarded as a paragon of democracy.
  • : Following new legislation in FC Juarez, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.
  • : Following new legislation in FC Juarez, popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the Estadio Olímpico Benito Juárez River.
  • : Following new legislation in FC Juarez, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers.
  • : Following new legislation in FC Juarez, Sebastián Jurado's new office is 6 by 8 feet with steel walls and a barred door.
  • : Following new legislation in FC Juarez, politicians who misplace decimal points on expense reports are fired for gross incompetence.
  • : Following new legislation in FC Juarez, newspaper stories fill several pages with colorful adjectives.
  • : Following new legislation in FC Juarez, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects.

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