| Population | 2.052 billion |
| Capital | Estadio Olímpico Benito Juárez |
| Leader | Sebastián Jurado |
| Faith | catolicismo |
| Currency | peso mexicano |
| Animal | caballo |
The Bravos of FC Juarez is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Sebastián Jurado with a fair hand, and renowned for its digital currency, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.052 billion bravos love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Estadio Olímpico Benito Juárez. The average income tax rate is 86.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient bravo economy, worth 265 trillion peso mexicanoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 129,490 peso mexicanoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the Estadio Olímpico Benito Juárez River, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, the nation is regarded as a paragon of democracy, and civil engineers are undermining sinkholes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FC Juarez's national animal is the caballo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is catolicismo.
FC Juarez is ranked 3,527th in the world and 13th in The Bongos United for Safest, scoring 134.1 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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FC Juarez altered its national flag.
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FC Juarez, civil engineers are undermining sinkholes.
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FC Juarez, the nation is regarded as a paragon of democracy.
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FC Juarez, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.
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FC Juarez, popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the Estadio Olímpico Benito Juárez River.
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FC Juarez, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers.
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FC Juarez, Sebastián Jurado's new office is 6 by 8 feet with steel walls and a barred door.
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FC Juarez, politicians who misplace decimal points on expense reports are fired for gross incompetence.
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FC Juarez, newspaper stories fill several pages with colorful adjectives.
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FC Juarez, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects.












































