The Colony of FC33 is a titanic, socially progressive nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 13.537 billion FC33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 14.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient FC33ian economy, worth 545 trillion Citas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,325 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. FC33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

FC33 is ranked 79,665^th in the world and 1^st in Fascist Coalition for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 45.34 on the Kitten Softness Rating.