The Republic of Faunalytics is a huge, genial nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. The democratic population of 677 million Faunalyticsians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 14.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Faunalyticsian economy, worth 18.0 trillion shrimps a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 26,633 shrimps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is well under control. Faunalytics's national animal is the spreadsheet, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Faunalytics is ranked 100,088^th in the world and 1,387^th in eta for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,005.89 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.