The Republic of Fash basher is a mammoth, safe nation, renowned for its restrictive gun laws. The democratic, devout population of 9.104 billion Fash basherians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, moralistic government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, although Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Industry receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 27.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Fash basherian economy, worth 267 trillion rubledollars a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 29,343 rubledollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

When shaking hands with foreign leaders Leader wears an armoured gauntlet, military spending recently hit a new high, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, and organ donation is compulsory. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fash basher's national animal is the hawk.

Fash basher is ranked 183,052^nd in the world and 1^st in Global Simulator for Highest Food Quality, scoring 14.2 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.