The Colony of Fascist State33 is a titanic, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 18.732 billion Fascist State33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Industry are ignored. The average income tax rate is 15.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Fascist State33ian economy, worth 763 trillion Citas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,736 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Fascist State33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

Fascist State33 is ranked 124,929^th in the world and 1^st in Fascist State for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 135.52 on the Clooney Contribution Index.