The Armed Republic of Fascist Azov Ukraine is a very large, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 223 million Ukrainians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 51.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Fascist Azov Ukrainean economy, worth 8.41 trillion Azov hryvnias a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 37,691 Azov hryvnias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials, the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby Leader Pics" has made Leader's mom a celebrity, citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets, and the hills are alive with the sound of ringtones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fascist Azov Ukraine's national animal is the Bison, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Fascist Azov Ukraine is ranked 104,814^th in the world and 5,219^th in Osiris for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 839.61 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.