The United Federation of Farokand is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Akalovi Nirdosta with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.103 billion Farokandis, 2.836 billion of whom are zombies, hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Faroi. The average income tax rate is 67.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Farokandi economy, worth 643 trillion Farokandi kabits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 126,064 Farokandi kabits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, and online weather reports are predicting five years of glorious sunshine for Farokand. Crime is totally unknown. Farokand's national animal is the Farokandi camel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Farokand is ranked 95,524^th in the world and 7^th in OrangeJuice for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 6,325.11 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.