The Farm of Farmer is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Farmer Freddy with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed population of 16.562 billion Farmerians, 15.758 billion of whom are zombies, have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Farmtown. The average income tax rate is 7.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Farmerian economy, worth 911 trillion Farms a year, is quite specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Retail, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 29,755 Farms, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined, Farmer has designated Farmtown as its capital city, and Farmer Freddy has just been declared ruler of Farmer in an international press conference. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Farmer's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Farmism.

Farmer is ranked 248,810^th in the world and 6^th in Deep Sea 3 for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -5.48 on the Clooney Contribution Index.