The Queendom of Farm Dragonia is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, frequent executions, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.412 billion Dragons are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 54.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Farm Dragonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,636 trillion Dragon Coins a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 255,176 Dragon Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

New pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes, Farm Dragonia City's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, war memorials have been modified to include hammocks for napping, and cities in Farm Dragonia declare independence based on interpretation of the historic meaning of cave paintings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Farm Dragonia's national animal is the Valkyria, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Farm Dragonia is ranked 3,710^th in the world and 148^th in The Rejected Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 264.91 kickbacks per hour.