The Confederacy of Farland Hetmanat is a tiny, genial nation, notable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 18 million Farland Hetmanatians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 47.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The developing Farland Hetmanatian economy, worth 614 billion Golden Hryvnias a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 34,132 Golden Hryvnias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The only record being broken at sporting events is the highest death toll, auctioneers practice saying "lightly used tank" with a straight face, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, and the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Farland Hetmanat's national animal is the ebonite raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Farland Hetmanat is ranked 291,590^th in the world and 6^th in Ethnonationalistic Organization for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 18,090.4 Standard Monetary Units.