The Protectorate of Farkas Barlang is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, digital currency, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.981 billion Farkas Barlangians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Farkasváros. The average income tax rate is 90.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Farkas Barlangian economy, worth 412 trillion denzollars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 138,345 denzollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

It is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, government officials across Farkas Barlang are being "encouraged" to adopt wolves to set an example for the populace, photographers have to apply for a license to photograph Leader, and politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Farkas Barlang's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Farkas Barlang is ranked 11,158^th in the world and 8^th in Kantrias for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 62.2 on the Kitten Softness Rating.