| People: | 9,177,904 |
| Zombies: | 188,972,828 |
| Dead: | 460,903,808 |
| Survival Rate: | 1.37% |
The Yusefi family of Farida is a large, genial nation, renowned for its daily referendums, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 198 million Faridans, 189 million of whom are zombies, are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The large, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barakzai. The average income tax rate is 79.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Faridan economy, worth 68.4 trillion Faridian Quid a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 103,803 Faridian Quid, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs, lavish state dinners in Barakzai are the state's leading budgetary expenditure, the freedom to be free is always just out of reach, and surrogate mothers are encouraged to refer to their wombs as 'rental space'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Farida's national animal is the Israeli Jew.
Farida is ranked 5,856th in the world and 1st in DANYALLLLL for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 2,320.84 on the Clooney Contribution Index.
National Happenings
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Farida was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest and Most Inclusive.
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Farida, surrogate mothers are encouraged to refer to their wombs as 'rental space'.
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Farida, the freedom to be free is always just out of reach.
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Farida, lavish state dinners in Barakzai are the state's leading budgetary expenditure.
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Farida, lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs.
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Farida, ambulances aren't allowed to overtake hearses.
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Farida, the number of eyes rolled per maths lesson is increasing exponentially.
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Farida, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage.
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Farida, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
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Farida, old fossils give the tours at the parliamentary museum.






















