The Veltric State of Farchistan is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.666 billion Farchistanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Healthcare, Education, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baymenabat. The average income tax rate is 22.6%.

The Farchistani economy, worth 376 trillion Entroterranean Lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 56,418 Entroterranean Lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Leader has just been declared ruler of Farchistan in an international press conference, drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, and children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Farchistan's national animal is the Alabay dog.

Farchistan is ranked 139,268^th in the world and 22^nd in Veltric Union for Safest, scoring 64.98 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.