The Little Red Dipper of Fapjackia is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by The Baker with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 6.835 billion Fapjacks hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Syrup City. The average income tax rate is 72.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Fapjackese economy, worth a remarkable 1,287 trillion pancakes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 188,308 pancakes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

History lessons resemble a who's-who and how's-how of crime, diaper-wrapped shawarma is a fan-favorite, the government has spread itself thin, and films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Fapjackia's national animal is the syrup snake, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Fapjackia is ranked 86,294^th in the world and 1^st in Phantom for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,560.53 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.