The Free Homeland of Fapjackia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Baker with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 4.489 billion Fapjacks hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Syrup Sity. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Fapjackese economy, worth 805 trillion pancakes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 179,393 pancakes, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's most popular sport is sabotaging foreigners' hopes and dreams, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel, hospitals are amongst the best-funded in the region, and diplomacy is a foreign concept to Fapjacks. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Fapjackia's national animal is the syrup snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fapjackia is ranked 281,426^th in the world and 367^th in The Black Hawks for Most Primitive, scoring -355.49 on the Scary Big Number Scale.