The Lunar Kingdom of Fantaunhzluna is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Fantomia Ghostmoon with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, lack of airports, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.874 billion Fantaunhzlunans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ghost Moon. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Fantaunhzlunan economy, worth a remarkable 3,443 trillion Lunariauxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 348,731 Lunariauxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new coalition government is so large nobody knows where it begins, astronomers are flocking to Fantaunhzluna to take advantage of its clear night skies, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots, and the government now pays the "Really Awesome Super Heroes" (RASH) to catch evildoers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fantaunhzluna's national animal is the Ghost Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Librarism.

Fantaunhzluna is ranked 482^nd in the world and 1^st in Lunaria for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 6,609.84 on the Clooney Contribution Index.