The Crooked Presidency of Fancy Soo Dancy is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Ms Fancy with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.618 billion Fancy Soo Dancyians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pancyjancity. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.2%.

The thriving Fancy Soo Dancyian economy, worth 556 trillion lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 84,023 lire, with the richest citizens earning 9.0 times as much as the poorest.

The traditional Violetist dish of stuffed sheep's head is served with an intense look of shock upon its face, vitriolic divorce proceedings have become prime-time television, camera crews have accompanied conscripted dancers to film 'Marching On Ice', and courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Fancy Soo Dancyians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fancy Soo Dancy's national animal is the dolphin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Fancy Soo Dancy is ranked 1,708^th in the world and 5^th in The Frontier Sea for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 8,538.06 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.