The Loving Couple of FanArt- is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Belos with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, prohibition of alcohol, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed population of 10.182 billion FanArt-ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Law & Order, although Industry, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boiling Isles. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.0%.

The frighteningly efficient FanArt-ian economy, worth 813 trillion snails a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 79,849 snails, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.

Viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, toddlers are wielding machine guns in the name of national defense, and anti-vacs campaigners claim the government is inserting weird devices into their bodies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FanArt-'s national animal is the owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Cards.

FanArt- is ranked 87,082^nd in the world and 1^st in The Allied Nations of Egalaria for Largest Black Market, with 3.44 trillion Standard Monetary Units.