The Colony of FAN33 is a titanic, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 14.772 billion FAN33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 12.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient FAN33ian economy, worth 627 trillion Citas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,446 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. FAN33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

FAN33 is ranked 76,163^rd in the world and 1^st in Fascist Allied Nations for Nicest Citizens, with 15.51 average smiles per day.