The Island of Falster is a titanic, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 22.005 billion Falsterians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny, moralistic, pro-business government prioritizes Spirituality, with Law & Order, Defense, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nykøbing. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.5%.

The very strong Falsterian economy, worth a remarkable 1,075 trillion kroner a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 48,875 kroner, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 149,303 per year while the poor average 12,401, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

The government is seen to favor Catholics, Falster has designated Nykøbing as its capital city, a major religion has been named as Falster's national religion, and Leader has just been declared ruler of Falster in an international press conference. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Falster's national animal is the dolphin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Falster is ranked 249,425^th in the world and 91^st in Terranova for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 902.14 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.