The Holy Empire of Fallowat is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 47.964 billion Fallowatians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Environment. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Fallowatian economy, worth a remarkable 8,876 trillion Sleeps a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 185,070 Sleeps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Those who cut young children are told to cut it out, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, the government has pinkie-promised never to use its veto power except in an emergency, and skateparks can be found in every city. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Fallowat's national animal is the stray cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fallowat is ranked 333,334^th in the world and 1^st in Boardracing for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring -38.08 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.