The Народная Республика of Faldavia is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Товарищ Жаров with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 5.246 billion Faldavians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Светоград. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Faldavian economy, worth 964 trillion Рубльs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 183,772 Рубльs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Flight attendants rip down curtains with revolutionary fervor, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, and hordes of tourists are ruining the environment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Faldavia's national animal is the Белый медведь, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Скоризм.

Faldavia is ranked 18,168^th in the world and 10^th in Aeternum for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 8,362.22 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.