The Free Kingdom of Falcania is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Queen Falcon IV with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, infamous sell-swords, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 47.119 billion Falcanians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of High Roost. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Falcon's economy, worth an astonishing 13,139 trillion decimalised Talons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 278,855 decimalised Talons, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,032,589 per year while the poor average 53,027, a ratio of 19.5 to 1.

Queen Falcon IV shot first, the government's new "quiet competence" initiative has supporters and detractors alike reeling in confusion, blue bloods are welcome in Falcania, and finders keepers is the law of the land. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Falcania's national animal is the Falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Falcania is ranked 13,748^th in the world and 4^th in Arrosia for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 6,261.65 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.