The Undead Empire of Falapatorius is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Murphy with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 22.949 billion rotting zombies live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, although Defense and Education are also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gravesland. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient unliving economy, worth a remarkable 7,305 trillion emptied skulls a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 318,356 emptied skulls, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,929,171 per year while the poor average 23,441, a ratio of 82.3 to 1.

Tumbleweed drifts through the nation's shopping centres during the weekends, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop, the tinfoil-hat crowd also recommend tinfoil wallets, and college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Falapatorius's national animal is the zombat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Warrenism.

Falapatorius is ranked 294,006^th in the world and 10^th in The Zombie Factory for Lowest Crime Rates, with 1.97 law-abiding acts per hour.