The Rogue Nation of Failure to Communicate is a massive, genial nation, notable for its burgeoning emu population. The hard-working population of 2.412 billion Failure to Communicateans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 25.9%.

The Failure to Communicatean economy, worth 96.3 trillion guilders a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 39,907 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card, skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines, and public projects are synonymous with yawn-inducing conformity. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Failure to Communicate's national animal is the emu.

Failure to Communicate is ranked 229,375^th in the world and 657^th in Prison for Nudest, with 90 cheeks per square mile.