The Allied States of Faefolk is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, hatred of cheese, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working population of 4.779 billion Faefolkians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Public Transport, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 22.9%.

The Faefolkian economy, worth 210 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 43,999 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Many feel that the government's ban on cars to combat reckless driving was "a tad excessive", the police have taken to prying guns out of the cold fingers of Faefolkians, no cul-de-sac or trailer park is complete without a gambling parlor, and lending money has become a major liability. Crime is moderate. Faefolk's national animal is the Kitsune, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Faefolk is ranked 166,661^st in the world and 6^th in Inwit for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.98 percentage of bribes refused.