The Allied States of Faefolk is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ban on automobiles, and hatred of cheese. The hard-working population of 4.629 billion Faefolkians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Public Transport, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 22.9%.

The Faefolkian economy, worth 203 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 43,999 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Many feel that the government's ban on cars to combat reckless driving was "a tad excessive", the police have taken to prying guns out of the cold fingers of Faefolkians, no cul-de-sac or trailer park is complete without a gambling parlor, and lending money has become a major liability. Crime is moderate. Faefolk's national animal is the Kitsune, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Faefolk is ranked 83,808^th in the world and 1^st in Inwit for Largest Black Market, with 3.83 trillion Standard Monetary Units.