The Armed Republic of Facisti is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by il Duce with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 13.605 billion Facistians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Spirituality, Industry, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Facisti Cita di Roma. The average income tax rate is 47.7%.

The all-consuming Facistian economy, worth a remarkable 1,333 trillion Fasceses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 98,044 Fasceses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

The government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways, the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association, and Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Facisti Cita di Roma to enjoy their national art. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Facisti's national animal is the aquila, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is a major religion.

Facisti is ranked 60,839^th in the world and 2^nd in Unidos Brasileiros for Highest Poor Incomes, with 47,985.49 Standard Monetary Units.