The Commonwealth of Fab Four is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 554 million Fab Fourians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Spirituality, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while Industry receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 29.5%.

The Fab Fourian economy, worth 26.1 trillion Cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Pizza Delivery, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 47,173 Cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

The libraries of Fab Four are staffed by lone, lonely librarians, groups of three or more trees are cut down in the name of 'child safety', mouldy bread is served as an appetizer in many restaurants, and 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'. Crime is totally unknown. Fab Four's national animal is the Card Shark, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Fab Four is ranked 78,108^th in the world and 9^th in IxChange for Rudest Citizens, with 64.22 insults per minute.