The Existence of Faadil Azer is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Faadil Azer with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, national health service, and ban on automobiles. The cynical population of 5.431 billion Faadil Azerians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Azer City. The average income tax rate is 43.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Faadil Azerian economy, worth 224 trillion Azers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,304 Azers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Faadil Azer is the self-declared God of all Faadil Azer, half-naked men feature prominently in official military materials, the tawdry celebrity gossip section has moved to the front page of most newspapers, and politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Faadil Azer's national animal is the Kitten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Omnipotence.

Faadil Azer is ranked 121,573^rd in the world and 14^th in The Galactic Union for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 4,756.22 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.