The Republic of Fa Fa is a fledgling, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning freak population. The hard-working population of 5 million Fa Fans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 19.0%.

The Fa Fan economy, worth 217 billion albums a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 43,495 albums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fa Fa's national animal is the freak.

Fa Fa is ranked 205,802^nd in the world and 2,058^th in Eye for Nudest, with 112.5 cheeks per square mile.