The Jolly Jingle Jangle of Fa-la-la-la-la is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Nicolas JC Kringle with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 29.236 billion Elves are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carol City. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Fa-la-la-la-lan economy, worth a remarkable 3,903 trillion hollies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 133,527 hollies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Both vegetables and viruses are often smuggled across the border, Elves also serve as great lightning rods, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines, and grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fa-la-la-la-la's national animal is the partridge and its national religion is shopping.

Fa-la-la-la-la is ranked 12,184^th in the world and 1^st in Brazen for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 4,757.19 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.