The Loving Couple of F4n 4rt- is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Hooty with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.259 billion F4n 4rt-ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Owl House. The average income tax rate is 67.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient F4n 4rt-ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,167 trillion snails a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 113,782 snails, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The national colors help to make everyone look slimmer, the hills are alive with the sound of ringtones, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons, and the police ransack more houses than criminals do. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. F4n 4rt-'s national animal is the owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Cards.

F4n 4rt- is ranked 16,498^th in the world and 6^th in The Invaders for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 5,278.8 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.