The Protectorate of F2Dia is a mammoth, safe nation, notable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 5.488 billion F2vians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Defense, and Public Transport are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Indraprasta. The average income tax rate is 20.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The F2Dian economy, worth 345 trillion Golden-Cowries a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 63,000 Golden-Cowries, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, and farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. F2Dia's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Vedanta.

F2Dia is ranked 138,018^th in the world and 7^th in 000 for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.16 law-abiding acts per hour.