The Republic of F00barbot is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by f00barbob with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.141 billion Foobs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dat Walking Oshitwaddup. The average income tax rate is 78.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Foobian economy, worth a remarkable 3,014 trillion Joeys a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Automobile Manufacturing, Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 136,148 Joeys, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Nursing mothers are often arrested for indecent exposure, the ego of former emperors tend to match their stature, citizens are spontaneously attracted to each other, and small shoes often wash up on the beach. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. F00barbot's national animal is the Aurora, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is start9.

F00barbot is ranked 40,191^st in the world and 4^th in TwitchPlaysPokemon for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,330.53 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.