The Republic of Ezoia Dan is a mammoth, safe nation, notable for its stringent health and safety legislation. The devout population of 7.597 billion Ezoia Danians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 38.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Ezoia Danian economy, worth 162 trillion bitcoins a year, is led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 21,440 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ezoia Dan's national animal is the falcon.

Ezoia Dan is ranked 97,437^th in the world and 1^st in Lagoon nebula for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 34.24 on the Bus Surprisal Index.