Population | 14.686 billion |
Capital | Woroshire |
Leader | The Mascots |
Faith | Assorted Religions |
Currency | Anzhem |
Animal | Green Peafowl |
The Hrrhghhh hmm idol boys of Ezhara is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Mascots with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.686 billion Ezharans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woroshire. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Ezharan economy, worth a remarkable 4,558 trillion Anzhems a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 310,401 Anzhems, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.
Excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside, expats return home to a government devoid of social and environmental agencies, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, and chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in Woroshire's playgrounds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ezhara's national animal is the Green Peafowl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Assorted Religions.
Ezhara is ranked 88,899th in the world and 9th in The Strategic and Economic Alliance for Most Stationary, with 511.76754052412 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Ezhara, chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in Woroshire's playgrounds.
- : Following new legislation in Ezhara, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary.
- : Ezhara was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Left-wing Utopia".
- : Following new legislation in Ezhara, expats return home to a government devoid of social and environmental agencies.
- : Following new legislation in Ezhara, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside.
- : Following new legislation in Ezhara, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites.
- : Following new legislation in Ezhara, the year's most anticipated show is "Great Deals on Delicious Meals".
- : Following new legislation in Ezhara, companies are turning to trained Green Peafowls for their most menial jobs.
- : Following new legislation in Ezhara, the dwindling faithful in the nation make expensive pilgrimages to the remaining places of worship.
- : Following new legislation in Ezhara, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.