The Hrrhghhh hmm idol boys of Ezhara is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by The Mascots with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 20.069 billion Ezharans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woroshire. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Ezharan economy, worth a remarkable 7,377 trillion Anzhems a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 367,590 Anzhems, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Superfoods are often seen as supervillains, the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods", there's never enough space in space, and offering a builder a cup of tea is a legal minefield. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ezhara's national animal is the Green Peafowl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Assorted Religions.

Ezhara is ranked 290^th in the world and 1^st in The Strategic and Economic Alliance for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 204.4 on the Kitten Softness Rating.