The Rogue Nation of Ezedos Coleaurshamtopia is a small, socially progressive nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 36 million Ezedos Coleaurshamtopians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.3%.

The very strong Ezedos Coleaurshamtopian economy, worth 1.92 trillion Ezdos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 53,286 Ezdos, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Hand-to-hand combat experience is udderly essential for all dairy ranchers, posh restaurants scatter glass fragments on the dining room floor to keep out barefoot undesirables, education and welfare spending are on the rise, and the government has implemented minimum wage laws. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ezedos Coleaurshamtopia's national animal is the Megacerops.

Ezedos Coleaurshamtopia is ranked 234,658^th in the world and 118^th in Lair of the Dragon for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -6 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.