The Free Land of Ezann is a titanic, socially progressive nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 12.319 billion Ezannese enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 74.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Ezannese economy, worth 647 trillion inzects a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 52,548 inzects, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The banshee wail foretells skies of death, veterans are directed into environmental cleanup operations, turning the other cheek is accompanied by a polite letter of complaint, and passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ezann's national animal is the Raccoon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ezann is ranked 320,547^th in the world and 12^th in The LCRUA for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -11.75 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.