The Replacer Nation of Eyan is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Hot Fog population. The quiet, industrious population of 2.077 billion Eyanians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 29.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Eyanian economy, worth 50.7 trillion Fezzes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 24,430 Fezzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eyan's national animal is the Hot Fog.

Eyan is ranked 199,005^th in the world and 5^th in Eyanfaonie for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.