
| Population | 1.465 billion |
| Capital | 𝔼ℂ𝔻𝕐𝕊𝕀𝕊 |
| Leader | ᴘʀᴇᴍɪᴇʀ ██████ |
| Faith | 🄾🅄🅃🄻🄰🅆🄴🄳 |
| Currency | ברקגןא |
| Animal | █████████ ██████ |
The Anomalous Hellhole of Exuvium is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by ᴘʀᴇᴍɪᴇʀ ██████ with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.465 billion קסוהןשמד are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 𝔼ℂ𝔻𝕐𝕊𝕀𝕊. The average income tax rate is 80.1%.
The frighteningly efficient קסוהןשמ economy, worth 274 trillion ברקגןאs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 187,100 ברקגןאs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.
Military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner, military spending recently hit a new high, wood-framed catapults are ready to launch diseased corpses into besieged cities, and children spout "The Cast-Off Shell of Humanity." involuntarily throughout the day. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Exuvium's national animal is the █████████ ██████, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is 🄾🅄🅃🄻🄰🅆🄴🄳.
Exuvium is ranked 305,370th in the world and 388th in Christians for Lowest Crime Rates, with 7.34 law-abiding acts per hour.
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Exuvium, children spout "The Cast-Off Shell of Humanity." involuntarily throughout the day.
- : Following new legislation in
Exuvium, wood-framed catapults are ready to launch diseased corpses into besieged cities.
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Exuvium, military spending recently hit a new high.
- : Following new legislation in
Exuvium, military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner.
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Exuvium, soldiers are taught to throw their guns at their enemies once the bullets have run out.
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Exuvium was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
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Exuvium, it isn't wise to fall out with Exuvium.
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Exuvium, children are brutally beaten for saying gyatt and skibidi.
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Exuvium, Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the קסוהןשמ military unleashed its biological weapons.
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Exuvium, the public are free to vote for whomever the government wants in office.


































