The Republic of Extremistani Federation is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory vegetarianism, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 822 million Extremistani Federationians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.5%.

The strong Extremistani Federationian economy, worth 38.0 trillion fingernails a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 46,252 fingernails, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 148,560 per year while the poor average 10,913, a ratio of 13.6 to 1.

Frowning on the job is a great way to get a raise, the nation's youth would rather watch paint dry than the news, the free market's hand is quite visible, and it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Extremistani Federation's national animal is the anglerfish, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Extremistani Federation is ranked 21,384^th in the world and 6^th in The Free Nations Region for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 6,342.83 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.