The of Extremely Long Trade History is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 10.635 billion Extremely Long Trade Historyians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 45.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Extremely Long Trade Historyian economy, worth 244 trillion wgergergs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Retail, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 22,976 wgergergs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and women who can do math in their head are burned for witchcraft. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Extremely Long Trade History's national animal is the ergerg, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Extremely Long Trade History is ranked 130,223^rd in the world and 6,153^rd in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.72 law-abiding acts per hour.