The Empire of Exporber is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-working population of 13.452 billion Exporberians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 24.5%.

The Exporberian economy, worth 534 trillion bitcoins a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 39,733 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Exporber's national animal is the emu.

Exporber is ranked 196,991^st in the world and 86^th in Philippines for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 29,998.69 Standard Monetary Units.