The Republic of Exponential Function is a mammoth, orderly nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.175 billion Exponential Functionians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 56.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Exponential Functionian economy, worth a remarkable 1,156 trillion numbers a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 141,494 numbers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread, terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors, hot dogs have been renamed lukewarm pigs, and welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Exponential Function's national animal is the math, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Exponential Function is ranked 112,781^st in the world and 395^th in Giovanniland for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 2,548.49 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.