Largest Insurance Industry: 2,571stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,992ndMost Primitive: 3,998th
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Money
Influence
Unproven
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Expendabro

Population368 million

Currencymoney
Animalmoney

The Republic of Expendabro is a very large, orderly nation, notable for its feral children, ban on automobiles, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 368 million Expendabroans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 39.5%.

The Expendabroan economy, worth 18.3 trillion monies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 49,705 monies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The endangered saltwater humpback money is only seen in captivity programs, children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia, young schoolchildren pledge allegiance to One Nation Under Bum Indivisible By Poo, and young girls often attend the same schools as their children. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Expendabro's national animal is the money, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Expendabro is ranked 287,251st in the world and 4,351st in Ambition for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 273.41 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 2,571stTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,992ndMost Primitive: 3,998thMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,036thMost Avoided: 5,509thNudest: 12,741stMost Rebellious Youth: 14,043rdTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,040thMost Corrupt Governments: 30,282nd
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Largest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 8th in the regionMost Conservative: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 51st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 65th in the regionLargest Black Market: 78th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 137th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 150th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 195th in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 243rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 329th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Expendabro was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Expendabro was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Expendabro's influence in Ambition rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Expendabro relocated from Brick wall to Ambition.
  • : Following new legislation in Expendabro, young girls often attend the same schools as their children.
  • : Following new legislation in Expendabro, young schoolchildren pledge allegiance to One Nation Under Bum Indivisible By Poo.
  • : Following new legislation in Expendabro, children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Expendabro, the endangered saltwater humpback money is only seen in captivity programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Expendabro, everyone apparently sends Leader hair-filled lockets, offers to die heroically, and poetic desires to co-parent a child.
  • : Following new legislation in Expendabro, work creation schemes keep the masses occupied with meaningless tasks.

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