The Queendom of Exotic Dragonia is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, daily referendums, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.205 billion Dragons are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Exotic Dragonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,686 trillion Dragon Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 234,004 Dragon Coins, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

The armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, Leader's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards, property owners are terrified of pigeons nesting in their buildings, and the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Exotic Dragonia's national animal is the Valkyria, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Exotic Dragonia is ranked 257,996^th in the world and 281^st in The Rejected Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -8.2 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.