The Serene Paradise of Exaequatio is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Prime Minister Dr Julian Fontaine with a fair hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, keen interest in outer space, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, democratic population of 24.033 billion Exaequations are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Libertà. The average income tax rate is 85.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Exaequation economy, worth a remarkable 3,790 trillion Quatios a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 157,724 Quatios, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Newly synthesized elements' half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names, the government has pinkie-promised never to use its veto power except in an emergency, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, and the national anthem is a rather effective sleeping aid. Crime is totally unknown. Exaequatio's national animal is the Hyacinth Macaw, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Exaequatio is ranked 2,806^th in the world and 3^rd in Cinderia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 10,688.53 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.